I Heard it was Darth Cheney's Birthday Saturday - where is the proof?

Where is the Birth Certificate?


Anyway... here is my choice for a birthday ensemble, meatshorts with a bacon bra.
Do they fit? Oh yes, you look fabulous!







I didn't tell him that I had another special gift, particularly poignant, one that he has always wanted...



A vicious, hungry Warg... oh, wait.. the meatclothes.. careful Dick... he looks hungry! Look out!!!